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Toronto Weather Forecast for Spring 2016

8/4/2016

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Expecting warmer weather this Spring? Looks like you'll be waiting in vane. Whether you like it or not.

Imaginary pundits suggest this winter may have been mild, but what it lacks in intensity it will more than make up in longetivity. Get ready for a colder than average spring, a chilly summer, a freezing autumn and ice age of a winter. But why this phenomena?

In the midst of the deep freeze of February 2015, Canadians were asked but he Canadian Winter God whether they prefer their winters to be less intense and longer. 95% of Canadian humans and raccoons over-politely said no, they willing to suffer through a brutal winter so that they could enjoy longer periods of good 'patio' weather.

However, the Canadian Winter God, being a god after all, doesn't give a flying leaf what the people think or want. He decided to make this winter less intense and longer anyways. To add to this dilemna, Canadians going to Cuba to escape this wrath, will be a facing a new, and and even great castrostophe.... American Tourists.

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